Kamala-la-la-ding-dong
Kamala-la-la-ding-dong
Kamala Harris is like "Fetch". They keep just trying to make it happen.
The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Greatest Show on Earth Presents: Oddities and Freaks
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, I give you… from the most gilded parts of the golden state… The amazing almost woman/person/she/her/thing!
“She’s” so lifelike! —Brian Stelter, CNN
It’s almost like a real person! —Rachel Maddow, MSNBC
This helps black people… somehow. —Joy Behar, The View
America is really going to embrace this “human”! —Charles M. Blow, New York Times
I think she’s creepy. — 72% of Americans
The Approval Rating
She just hit 28% approval. Seriously… 28%. By my calculation, that makes her about as popular as ISIS, if ISIS had a vaccine mandate. People enjoy the safe and honest company of Jefferey Epstein more than they like Kamala Harris. People like an all day Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity training on Zoom more than they like Kamala Harris. People would rather go on a long ride in a small car with the barrels the cops found in Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment than spend 5 minutes alone in a room with Kamala Harris.
Seriously… people don’t like this lady.
Why? Is It Because She’s A Woman Of Color?
Here are the facts. Kamala Harris is an extremely untalented politician. She is the living embodiment of a person who has achieved her station in life based purely on affirmative action. She is not smart. She has horrible instincts. She is bad on camera. She is bad in the room. She’s unprepable. She’s bad off the cuff. Literally everything she does is the opposite of what a likable, talented politician would do.
Oh… And she’s dishonest, and not good at that either. She lies over easily verifiable issues, and cackles like a mad woman when called out on it. And she does it with those dead eyes that would give the shark in Jaws the creeps.
Maybe it was calling Jussie Smollett was the victim of a “modern day lynching” and implying it was emblematic of an epidemic of lynchings of black people happening all over the country. Maybe it was jumping on the Brett Kavanaugh bandwagon when they brought that dingbat woman up to the Senate to lie about him. Maybe it was calling her future running mate an unabashed racist who tried to keep her from going to school in the DNC primaries. Maybe it was bailing rioters and looters out of jail because her consultants told her the death of George Floyd polled well for Democrats.
Maybe it was after she became Veep when she cackled about the border crisis and claimed she had visited the disaster, an easily verifiable lie. Then she retorted with such a “let them eat cake” answer that even the left wing interviewer couldn’t help but recoil. Maybe it was the NASA video with the fake kids and her horrible, terrible, no good, very bad acting.
Maybe it’s that she threatened to lock up parents over school attendance when she was AG in California. Maybe it’s her shady connection to private prison companies while she sent untold numbers of men to those private prisons over low level drug violations. Maybe it was that time she argued to keep a man on death row even after she found out he was innocent. (All that making her about as popular with the woke Dem base as she is with Republicans)
Maybe it was her going on Charlemagne the God’s podcast claiming to have smoked dope (a crime she locked countless black men up for) and listened to Tupac in college when nobody had ever heard of Tupac when she was in college. (Shoring up that black support… because African Americans in this country just love it when plastic nerd politicians pretend to like hip-hop)
Maybe it’s the constant race baiting or the COVID posturing. Maybe it’s the pronouns in her Twitter profile. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s a plastic, hollow, pod-person who even an average two year old would be uncomfortable near.
Maybe it’s all of that… but in truth, while all of that matters, I don’t think even that’s enough to make her as reviled as she is. I mean… Hilary Clinton has a lot of that and she is an absolute treasure compared to the paint peeling saccharinity that is Kamala Harris.
You MUST Lover Her, Racist
Yes, yes… There are a lot of reasons not to like Kamala Harris. Having said that, I believe the biggest reason almost nobody can stand the woman isn’t even totally her fault. It’s the fact that the ghouls in the media keep claiming that the only reason people don’t like her is because they are all racist and sexist.
Keep in mind, this is a woman who didn’t make it to the first of the Democratic primaries. She had to drop out before the race even began, because despite the media insistence that she was a “top tier” candidate, she couldn’t get more support than Andrew Yang… if Yang wore a MAGA hat. Elizabeth Warren beat her! Think about that.
We are talking about the 2020 Democratic primaries here, folks. An exercise in such abject wokeness that the white candidates basically just cried and apologized for their skin color on live television. It was a spectacle so throughly embarrassing that even your baldest, fattest, angriest feminist harrumphed at the TV screen for the men on the stage to grow pair. Yeah… those people didn’t like her. Were they racist and sexist too?
Yet, here we are. She was shoved down our throats like we were going for a role in a Miramax movie. And now we are told to like it. Yeesh… I’m starting to understand how Rose McGowan feels.
Now she is the Vice President. And the President is almost 80 years old and demented and obviously not in charge of anything. And she’s incredibly likely to become President about 5 minutes after the midterms when ignoring Biden’s obvious decline is no longer convenient.
And there we will be… with a media created, media promoted, roundly despised pod-person as President. And those same media folks will insufferably fawn over the historic nature of her Presidency and call everyone who isn’t fawning along with them racist, sexist, bigot, homophobes… who probably hate puppies too.
Ugh! It’s just so damn frustrating! The whole world can see it and there’s nothing that can be done to stop it. It’s so annoying.
The Good News
I wish I had more good news for you. There just isn’t a lot when it comes to Kamala Harris. Joe Biden is older than dirt. He’s probably not going to make it to 2024. As much as we don’t want President Harris to happen, it probably will.
The only good news in all of this is that the media and the Democrats (but I repeat myself) only shoot themselves in the foot with this crap. Nobody is falling for it anymore.
She’ll probably be President one day for whatever remains of Biden’s only term whenever he steps down or croaks. She will likely do a fair amount of damage with her incompetence. She will be reviled. She’ll likely run again as the nominee. And she will likely get obliterated by whoever runs against her… as long as it’s not Trump.
Unfortunately that’s probably what’s going to happen. The good news is that the media no longer has the credibility to make us like it. That’s something, I guess.
Non Sequitur
I have been seeing this commercial pop up everywhere on YouTube. It’s for some woke-ass crypto scam company that had enough money to buy a bunch of advertising and get Matt Damon to do a commercial for them.
Fine, whatever, I don’t really care.
But what is driving me fricken crazy is that the whole commercial builds to this supposedly inspiring crescendo where Miss Jason Borne tells us the “four simple words that have been whispered by the intrepid since the time of the Romans”…
“Fortune Favors The Brave.”
Except… that’s not the damn saying!!!!
The saying is “Fortune favors the bold”. BOLD. NOT BRAVE… BOLD.
It is a latin proverb. “Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat”. Fortis… in some contexts, can be translated as “brave” but not in this context. It’s “bold”. It’s always been “bold”. Fortis also translates to “strong”. Does fortune favor the strong? Is that the saying, Matt Damon?
“Brave” is a woke-ass buzzword that some consultant said would resonate with the “mask alone in the car” crowd… the braintrust willing to take financial advice from the talented Mr. Ripley.
Screw this scam crypto company and whatever moron bed-headed trust-fund douche funded it. And screw that high end hooker Matt Damon, too. He was more convincing as the world’s oldest twink in that movie where he banged Liberace. It pisses me off at a molecular level.
A pox on the lot of them.
Happy Friday all!
—V
(allegedly)