News Things I Don't Understand
News Things I Don't Understand
And I don't believe what they tell me 🤷♂️
Stuff I don’t understand / Don’t believe
Why was the lab leak theory racist?
Seriously, on what planet was a bunch of filthy Chinese bastards munching down on undercooked bats less racist than a state of the art laboratory with funding from the United States, doing virology research and having an accident? Please explain it to me.
Who didn’t know Hillary Clinton was corrupt, and why are we pretending it’s a news story?
So, apparently… It’s possible that Hillary Rodham Clinton could have allowed her campaign to do a few “outside the lines” activities in her latest failed run to become President. John Durham’s investigation has presented some evidence that perhaps her campaign wasn’t the squeaky clean bastion of ethical behavior it should have been.
Well… no shit, Sherlock. What’s the next story, that Bill Clinton might have had an extramarital affair? Everyone knows she’s Lady Macbeth, if Lady Macbeth didn’t feel guilty and kill herself. Do we really have to sit around clutching our pearls and succumbing to the vapors over this crap?
What’s next, we are going to find out that Donald Trump is a scumbag or that CNN is a cesspool?
Ukraine
I have no idea what is going to happen
Whatever HUMINT / SIGINT sources we have been relying on for information has obviously been compromised. Maybe stop using it…
Honest to Pete… How many times are you going to try and kick that football, Charlie Brown? I don’t know what Vlad’s intentions are… He is probably negotiating with Ukraine for territorial concessions or gas pipeline rights or whatever. I know he doesn’t want them in NATO. But whether there’s an invasion or not, any idiot can tell that he is flat screwing with he US Intel community at this point.
Has anyone considered that he might know the microphone is listening, and is laughing his ass off after he leaves the room????
You know, after everything we have been through with the intel folks over the last few years, I think it’s possible that they might not be nearly as good at the whole spy craft thing as we have been led to believe.
I mean this is a Blackadder skit.
COVID
I actually do understand COVID. I’ve understood it since about July of 2020. I also understand the Stalinist bureaucrats like Fauci and WHO and the CDC folks along with their petit tyrants in Governors mansions and on school boards. Everyone is acting exactly within their nature.
What I don’t understand is why the American people haven’t tarred and feathered them yet.
Canada
The Snow Mexicans are acting up.
To be honest, I didn’t even know they had trucks in Canada. I thought they all just rode around on mooses while drinking maple syrup, eh? I also just found out that their Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau is not, in fact, a woman. Who knew? He looks like a woman. He sounds like a woman… Turns out he’s just a dickless man.
What are the truckers mad about, anyway? The Vaccine mandates?
Boring… Bring back Kids In The Hall.
The Olympics
So… Why, exactly, did they decide to do them in Beijing? I mean, not for nothing, but I’m almost sure they were in Beijing just a few years ago, remember?
Also China screwed up the whole world with the COVID, aka. Corona Virus, aka. the WuFlu, aka. the filthy yellow terror. What do they have to do to lose The Olympics, commit genocide against a racial minority? Oh… wait…
By the way, anyone who wants to give me crap for being mean to the filthy, sneaky, spying, bastard, commie, Chinese… kiss my grits. I don’t like them and you can’t make me.
Don’t go trying to put pee pee in my Coke, either! I’m on to you.
Non Sequitur
In 2007 I returned home, went to work for a family commercial real estate company and bought a house. That was basically like moving to Poland in August of 1939 to live the quiet life. Let’s just say the timing was less than ideal.
And even my timing was better than Chris Wallace’s…
Happy Sunday all! Stay tuned, more coming.
—Virgil
P.S. - I know it’s been a little while since I’ve published something. I have been writing quite a lot, but I’ve had a little bout of writers block when it came to actually finishing an article. It happens. - V