The Omicron!
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Breaking News!
Neurotic woman who is afraid of literally everything says we should be extra afraid of The Omicron! Regular dude doesn’t give a shit.
Says Dawn, an HR administrator for a large insurance company… via Zoom: “I haven’t left my apartment in almost two years. Now I’m adding extra layers of plastic to the windows and bleaching my vegetables twice because of The Omicron! I’m so scared! Save me, Dr. Fauci!”
Speaking to Gary, another person we found working in a factory in Raleigh NC: “You are really trying to start with that COVID crap again? Get the hell out here before I stick my boot up your ass.”
Well… It seems like a complicated subject all around…
Teasing tomorrow’s article!
Make sure you look out for tomorrow’s article. It’s a bit of a breakdown of where we are as a county and where I think we are going. See ya then!
—V